2026 Taurus New Moon
The Taurus New Moon on May 16, 2026 is asking us to slow down, simplify, & plant seeds for a stable future that will survive the new paradigm. Savor this lunar moment, ground in your values, & commit your whole body to your vision by taking consistent, embodied steps. As this lunar story unfolds, remember your power & don’t lose your head!
2026 May Astrology
Like the bull that Taurus represents, take full opportunity to ground down & smell the roses when presented this month, because the winds of change will inevitably pick up again.
(Also, how Next Level Chef illustrates astrological concepts.)
2026 April Astrology
Welcome to the Martian mosh-pit that is April 2026 where all planets are direct & the theme of the month is F.A.F.O.
2026 Pisces New Moon
HAS COURAGE LEFT THE NOBLE HOUSES OF WESTOROS? For this packed Piscean new moon, let’s unpack some significant symbolism that merges our current collective with the Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.
2026 New Moon Annular Solar Eclipse in Aquarius x New Lunar Year of the Fire Horse
This Annular Solar Eclipse in Aquarius on February 17, 2026 appropriately creates a “ring of fire” to kick off the Chinese Lunar New Year of the Fire Horse & this meme perfectly sums up the energy.
2025 September Astrology
September is for Surrender. With the Pisces/Virgo Eclipses, 9/9 portal, & all the inner planets shifting this month, it’s time to buckle your seatbelts & get ready to go with the flow!
2025 New Moon in Virgo x 35th Solar Return x 12H Profection Year
New Moon at Virgo 0° bringing in the eclipse season. Reflections as I simultaneously enter my 35th Solar Return x 12H Profection Year…